I was especially interested in seeing which dashing young gentleman they would cast as the brilliantly, witty, but ulimately tragic, auto-erotic asphixiator, Charlie Trout. After all, if there is any book in the world that deserves a good skewering, it’s the Dair fanfiction commonly referred to as “Inside.” (Dan’s proposed second novel, The Manhattan Monarch, on the other hand. Speaking of the Donut, Monkey and I were particularly exited to get to the part of the story, where the Upright Citizens Brigade skewered Dan’s novel. I’m going to refrain from remarking on the fact that the two of you were arguing over that boring, brillo-pad headed, puff pastry, with a passion for wearing cheap flannel, otherwise known as Daniel Humphrey, for the time being. Then again, you would look smashing wearing nothing but a paper bag, or better yet, a roll of red-tinted plastic wrap. I thought you looked smashing in that vest. I must say, that I patently disagree with her assessment of it. Īlso, I must say that having seen the fur vest to which Serena was referring in her insult of your wardrobe choices. though, since Serena is my sister, I would probably have to refrain from looking at her during the battle, and only look at you. That would have been incredibly arousing. And part of me was very much hoping that you and Serena would amorously wrestle one another on the table, amidst a shower of breaking glass, flying bits of fruit cocktail, and of course, lots and lots of bacon. You looked stunning as always, dear Blair. I’d say my favorite part of the episode was the one that featured you and Serena fighting at the breakfast table, after Dorota locked you in the dining room together. Aside from the parts of the episode that featured yours truly. There’s always a lot of loud barking going on, on those nights.Īnyway, I’m writing this to you, to discuss some things that happened during the “Cross Rhodes” episode that greatly disturbed me. When this happens, Monkey always grabs my cell phone in his teeth, and rushes to call his agents in my bedroom. Every once in a while, you will catch a shot or two of Monkey taken from the left. He insists that the producers only film him on his right side. That said, Monkey and I have recently gotten into the habit of watching Gossip Girl, together, each week.īetween you and me, Monkey has become a bit of a prima donna, since his debut on the show. a fact I found unsettling, to say the least. But Nate assured me that the characters on the show really do have skin that color. I was about to call the cable company to complain about the poor picture quality. I spent most of that hour of my life (which I will never get back, by the way) trying to adjust the television screen. Just this past week, Nate convinced me to join him in a viewing of an episode of The Jersey Shore. And when I do watch, I’m frequently unimpressed. My responsibilities as a prominent New York hotelier don’t afford me much in the way of free time. Generally, I don’t watch much television. More in some ways, than in others, of course. Then again, you and I have always been a bit old fashioned, haven’t we? To know that you are holding my thoughts in the tips of your long elegant fingers. gradually baring my soul to you, with each florid flick of my pen. it’s a bit of a lost art, don’t you think? For me, there is just something so personal about putting pen to paper. It's easier for some than for others.Letter writing. Serena, Blair, and Dan have to figure out how to make things work. Blair Waldorf/Serena van der Woodsen/Dan Humphrey.(or: This is a series of objects which belong to a boy called Henry: a black coat, a newspaper clipping, a stuffed dragon, a plastic crown, a jewelry box, a book, a blue blanket, a statue of a black cat, and a family photo.) Language: English Words: 2,472 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 2 Comments: 9 Kudos: 44 Bookmarks: 10 Hits: 458 Somehow, against all odds, this didn't end in disaster. And then, she realized she was pregnant and got out of there as fast as she possibly could, finding herself staying with her ex-boyfriend and her best friend, who just so happened to be together. Once upon a time, Blair Waldorf got married. the dairena relationships are purposely ambiguous so.Dan Humphrey/Serena van der Woodsen/Blair Waldorf.Life is just a collection of people and thingsĢndtolastrow Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
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